i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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