If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He did a backflip because drugs
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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