I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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