I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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