i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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