Non-Jews are for practice
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Naked. naked and bneed help.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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