Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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