bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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