When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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