I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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