Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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