our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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