you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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