no. you can't hotbox the world.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.