I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
How many fucks given?
0.12846
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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