I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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