woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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