Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
it's like iHOP with fire
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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