Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
When did angry sex become our thing?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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