I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Your dad touched me again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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