just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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