I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I'm really busy with my period
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