wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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