There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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