Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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