she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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