Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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