You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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