I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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