Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
