Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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