Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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