she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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