He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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