For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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