it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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