I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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