How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize