My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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