so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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