best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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