I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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