I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
honey bunches of taint.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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