I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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