just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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