Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Randomize
