You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
two words...techno handjob
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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