dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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