The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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