she was so not down for the gang bang
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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