thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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