oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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