my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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