Betty ford says i'm here all night
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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