i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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