bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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